David Hasselhoff

Joe Lang and I were listening to The Hoff's opus, Looking for Freedom, when a truly life-changing event ocurred. Joe wanted me to look up the Hoff's discography on Allmusic.com and instead of going directly to the page, I went to google and typed in "david hasselhoff all music" and hit "I'm feeling lucky." Because I was, and I wanted to listen to that. Well, Joe immediately went on a rant about how it would have been "so much quicker to go to the site" and "he would've already been there by now" and he "really thinks The Hoff is man-pretty (by the way, the proper term, Joe, is bonito)." So anyway, we ceremoniously arrived at a site with a headshot of THe Hoffster staring us in the face, so far so good, then, we made the discovery. Now, my dear friends, this video may shock you (as I said, it changed my life), but I urge you to watch it and get back to me with any comments. It is simply to much to charge one man with the cinematic and musical critique of such genius. I will tell you, however, that my favorite part so far is Hoff in a yeti suit. A close second is when he bites the salmon. WIthout further comment, I give you the opus to end all opi.

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2433520?htv=12&htv=12

My dear friends, I just realized that the title of the first review is similar to words I may have spoken in this review/post/love-letter-to-The-Hoff. I in no way intended to plagiarize this gentleman and cna assure you that even if I did unconsciously "steal" this d bag's concept, I wrote it better than him, and I am pretty sure that holds up in court. Booya.